Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $42.50
This one is a bloody best-seller!The design was created back in 2016 and it is evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan.  Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $60.00
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie!You will need to buy two of these because your spouse will steal one, we all know this to be true, don't act like it isn't. Please check the SIZE CHART.  Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $40.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design)... $42.50
Comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting as fuck.Perfect for pretty much any fancy social event where ya wanna make a statement. Designed in 2017 this one. Vintage AF.  Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Chaos Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Chaos Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Chaos Design)... $37.50
This is a shirt that was designed in 2020 to depict Destination F#%Ked CHAOS. The design has been done by Greg. He's a top bloke (he goes by the name @Drawtism on the social medias and I recommend you check him out). Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt... $40.00
This shirt is a bloody statement piece, and the statement is that you can pull off some badass flippy spinny shit. Backflips, cartwheels, the whole lot. You can do it! Maybe... Flip and spin responsibly actually. Please. Cheers. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
The Night is Dark and Full of Dickheads - WOMEN'S The Night is Dark and Full of Dickheads - WOMEN'S
The Night is Dark... $37.50
The first t-shirt design I ever launched.The phrase was coined in one of me Game of Thrones recaps and reviews. It's a twist on the crap Melisandre used to bang on about.It's a very truthful phrase. Never stay out after midnight. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
YEAH NAH Hoodie - WOMEN'S YEAH NAH Hoodie - WOMEN'S
YEAH NAH Hoodie -... $60.00
Yeah Nah. This hoodie is all about getting to the farkin' point.Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations. Please check the SIZE CHART.  Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Spready to the Gods Long Sleeve Crop Top - WOMEN'S Spready to the Gods Long Sleeve Crop Top - WOMEN'S
Spready to the Gods... $40.00
This design is based on the Maddie Sparkle pole dancing commentaries I did back in about 2016 ay. Keep your arms warm and ya tummy cold. Whatever is fashionable first and foremost m8. Yeah nah yeah cheers for ya purchase!
Spready to the Gods Crop Top - WOMEN'S Spready to the Gods Crop Top - WOMEN'S
Spready to the Gods... $40.00
This design is based on the Sydney pole dancing legend Maddie Sparkle! I used to commentate her videos a lot before the misso and I were married. Anyhow, enjoy the design! It's a ripsnorter of a spready this one.   XS S M L XL Body Width (cm) 47.5 50 52.5 55 57.5 Body Length (cm) 44 45 48.5 47.5 48.5 Cheers!Ozzy Man
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Pocket Print - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Pocket Print - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $39.50
This one is for all you refined wankers out there that want to represent the Destination F#%Ked brand, but just a little more quietly. Fair enough. Perfect to wear for formal events like corporate functions, board meetings, and lunch at Grandma's house. Whack it in ya cart ya legend! Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Yeah Nah T-Shirt Pocket Print - WOMEN'S Yeah Nah T-Shirt Pocket Print - WOMEN'S
Yeah Nah T-Shirt Pocket... $39.50
Yeah Nah. A timeless phrase that carries so much weight in a conversation.Instead of displaying it too loudly at a party or social event it's more like ya just whispering... Yeah Nah. People will love it. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Here's Me Face T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Here's Me Face T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Here's Me Face T-Shirt... $37.50
It's finally time to let everyone know where ya face is located!Enough said. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Keep Being a Legend... $42.50
A ripper of a design from me mate AJ Draws. Friendly, optimistic, supportive. This shirt IS Ozzy Man personified! Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Yeah Nah Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex Yeah Nah Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex
Yeah Nah Baby Onesie... $32.50
Indoctrinate ya child into the Ozzy Man cult with this lovely baby onesie. There's honestly way worse cults ya could get a child involved in. At least we're a nice cult with a healthy, balanced dose of cynicism AND positivity in the community. it's useful when the little one decides to crap their pants in a café, cry on a crowded airplane or burp all over your freshly ironed shirt. Sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months.
Destination F#%Ked Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex Destination F#%Ked Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex
Destination F#%Ked Baby Onesie... $32.50
Indoctrinate ya child into the Ozzy Man cult with this lovely baby onesie. There's honestly way worse cults ya could get a child involved in. At least we're a nice cult with a healthy, balanced dose of cynicism AND positivity in the community. it's useful when the little one decides to crap their pants in a café, cry on a crowded airplane or burp all over your freshly ironed shirt. Sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months.
HERE'S ME FACE (Double Sided!) Long Sleeve - Unisex HERE'S ME FACE (Double Sided!) Long Sleeve - Unisex
HERE'S ME FACE (Double... $49.50
This one actually has MY face on it... At least on the back. You can have the arrow going to YOUR face still. Together, it has OUR faces on it. We are also printing it on a long sleeved tee in case ya don't feel like ordering a short sleeve or a warm as f**k hoodie. Cheers! Enjoy!SIZE CHART: Size Body Width (cm) Body Length (cm) XS 44.5 72 Small 48.5 75 Medium 52.5 78 Large 56.5 81 XL 60.5 84 2XL 64.5 85  How to Measure: Lay an existing t-shirt flat. Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other. Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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