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Ozzy Man's Mystery Box Ozzy Man's Mystery Box
Ozzy Man's Mystery Box $100.00
!!! SHIPS IN OCTOBER FROM AUSTRALIA !!! Here’s me box that's becoming less of a mystery as to what will be inside it!  I aim to pack each box differently as I jam pack 'em full of value and goodness, but here's some of the the stuff you may get in yours (you won't get all in one):  - Here's Me Face Beanie- Destination F'd Hat - Destination F'd Tote Bag (censored or uncensored)- Mousepad - Stickers, Badges, Magnets - Signed Photo - Outdoor Mug or Regular Mug- Audio Keychain- Audio Gift Card - Ozzy Man's Fart in a Jar  Oh, and I've got a bunch of shirt stock around with different designs, so please select your usual/most likely size from the menu above and YOU MIGHT have a shirt whacked in the box. It's a MYSTERIOUS LUCKY DIP EXTRAVAGANZA!  THE ONE GUARANTEED PRODUCT in every box will be a card to redeem a personal video shout out from Ozzy Man. These used to be valued at $100-$150 USD on Cameo back when I did Cameo.  Cordially,Ozzy Man (ignore shipping times below, this will ship in October). 
Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker) Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker)
Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie,... $35.00
Keep ya head warm and ya beer cold with this mint bundle.  Choose one of the 2 beanie colours available and you'll also get a Destination F'd stubby holder (koozie). And bugger it, we'll throw in a classic DF'd sticker too!  Thanks ya legends!  Ozzy Man
Here's Me Face BEANIE (New Colours!) Here's Me Face BEANIE (New Colours!)
Here's Me Face BEANIE... $29.50
The cosiest and warmest beanie in the world.  It has a classy, elegant tag at the front with the words "Here's Me Face" written on it. This is for the practical purpose of reminding other humans where your face is.  Faces are super important.  Tight knit, mid-weight, 100% acrylic, one size fits all.  Cheers, Ozzy Man
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! Classic Quotes Drink Coasters!
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! $19.95
Have a looksy at these absolute ripsnorters!  Impress ya mates when they come around and ya crack out this bespoke box of beverage coasters while ya watch the footy. You get 4 in a set. FREE Destination F’d sticker with every order before June 30, 2023 Limited Edition: 250 sets only.  Cheers! O-Man
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Destination F Stainless Steel Mug Destination F Stainless Steel Mug
Destination F Stainless Steel... $23.50
Here's one for you adventurous wankers!  Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.  The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.  Thank you,Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card! Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $10.00
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!
Destination F#%Ked Cap Destination F#%Ked Cap
Destination F#%Ked Cap $20.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.

Bloke Clothes

Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker) Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker)
Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie,... $35.00
Keep ya head warm and ya beer cold with this mint bundle.  Choose one of the 2 beanie colours available and you'll also get a Destination F'd stubby holder (koozie). And bugger it, we'll throw in a classic DF'd sticker too!  Thanks ya legends!  Ozzy Man
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $37.50
This one is a bloody best-seller! It was launched back in 2016 and it's evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan. Get in there and chuck it in ya cart ya legend! Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering? 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $35.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations.  Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering? 
Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - MEN'S Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - MEN'S
Keep Being a Legend... $37.50
A ripper of a design from me mate AJ Draws. Friendly, optimistic, supportive. This shirt is Ozzy Man personified! Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering? 

Sheila Clothes

Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker) Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie, 1 Stubby, 1 Sticker)
Beanie Bundle! (1 Beanie,... $35.00
Keep ya head warm and ya beer cold with this mint bundle.  Choose one of the 2 beanie colours available and you'll also get a Destination F'd stubby holder (koozie). And bugger it, we'll throw in a classic DF'd sticker too!  Thanks ya legends!  Ozzy Man
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $37.50
This one is a bloody best-seller!The design was created back in 2016 and it is evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan.  Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 
Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Keep Being a Legend... $37.50
A ripper of a design from me mate AJ Draws. Friendly, optimistic, supportive. This shirt IS Ozzy Man personified! Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $35.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations. Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 

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