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Destination F Stainless Steel Mugs (400 ml) Destination F Stainless Steel Mugs (400 ml)
Destination F Stainless Steel... $32.50
It's back. 400 ml, almost a pint this one! Here's one for you adventurous legends!  Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.  The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.  Thank you,Ozzy Man
NO Bullsh*t Stainless Steel Mugs (400 ml) NO Bullsh*t Stainless Steel Mugs (400 ml)
NO Bullsh*t Stainless Steel... $32.50
I've got a new design for ya on this classic product. It's the NO BS edition! The print is double-sided on the product ay.  Yeah nah yeah these ripper mugs are 400 ml, almost a pint! It's definitely one for you adventurous legends.  Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.  The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.  Thank you,Ozzy Man
Here's Me Face BEANIE Here's Me Face BEANIE
Here's Me Face BEANIE $32.50
The cosiest and warmest beanie in the world.  It has a classy, elegant tag at the front with the words "Here's Me Face" written on it. This is for the practical purpose of reminding other humans where your face is.  Faces are super important.  Tight knit, mid-weight, 100% acrylic, one size fits all.  Cheers, Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $5.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card! Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $5.00
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! Classic Quotes Drink Coasters!
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! $19.95
Have a looksy at these absolute ripsnorters!  Impress ya mates when they come around and ya crack out this bespoke box of beverage coasters while ya watch the footy. You get 4 in a set. FREE Destination F’d sticker with every order before June 30, 2023 Limited Edition: 250 sets only.  Cheers! O-Man
Destination F#%Ked Cap Destination F#%Ked Cap
Destination F#%Ked Cap $25.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder from $12.50
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.  Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend! 

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