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Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $42.50
This one is a bloody best-seller! It was launched back in 2016 and it's evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan. Get in there and chuck it in ya cart ya legend! Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $40.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations.  Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - MEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - MEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $60.00
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie! This is one reliable, comfy bastard. Warning: You will need to buy two of these because your spouse will steal one, we all know this to be true, don't act like it isn't.Please check the SIZE CHART.  Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt - MEN'S Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt - MEN'S
Flippy Spinny Flippy! T-Shirt... $40.00
This shirt is a bloody statement piece, and the statement is that you can pull off some badass flippy spinny shit. Backflips, cartwheels, the whole lot. You can do it! Maybe... Flip and spin responsibly please, cheers. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 

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Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $42.50
This one is a bloody best-seller!The design was created back in 2016 and it is evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan.  Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $60.00
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie!You will need to buy two of these because your spouse will steal one, we all know this to be true, don't act like it isn't. Please check the SIZE CHART.  Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $40.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations. Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 
Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Arrival Design)... $42.50
Comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting as fuck.Perfect for pretty much any fancy social event where ya wanna make a statement. Designed in 2017 this one. Vintage AF.  Please check the SIZE CHART. Pro Tip: The AS Colour brand can be a bit longer, but not necessarily wider when moving up the sizes. So again, check the SIZE CHART. 

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Pack of 3 Stickers [Variety]
Pack of 3 Stickers... $12.50
Everyone loves a bloody sticker! Chuck 'em on a fridge, a laptop, the side of an old derelict bookshelf. Wherever ya like! I'm selling these three different Ozzy Man stickers as a fair dinkum combo deal. Nothin' more to it really.  Cheers and enjoy ya legends!
-25% sale
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
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Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00 $20.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder from $12.50
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.  Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend! 
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card! Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $11.50
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a pack of 5 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. If ya buy 10 I'll put a free audio keychain in ya package too!  Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
-30% sale
Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo
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Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo $17.50 $25.00
This is a super duper collectors item right here. Put a note in the "special instructions" if you'd like me to write something other than Destination F#%Ked. Otherwise, I'm gonna write Destination F#%Ked.  It's becoming part of me weekly routine to sit down in 3-4 hour blocks and sign a bunch of these kick arse photos for ya!  We've developed our skills to make sure we can post them with care. Cheers! Ozzy Man 
Greatest Magnets in the World Greatest Magnets in the World
Greatest Magnets in the... from $7.50
Everyone loves a magnet! It's the number one item I buy when I go travelling and I'm a tourist in another country.  Since no one's travelling much in the last year or so ya may as well just buy one of these magnets and act like you've been somewhere. Stick it 'em on your fridge, PC, or wherever it bloody works for ya! Cheers, O-Man
Greatest Badges in the World Greatest Badges in the World
Greatest Badges in the... from $5.50
This piece of merchandise is a must-have for all Ozzy Man fans.  You can attach it to a backpack, a t-shirt, or a freakin' tuxedo if ya want. The options are plentiful, mate.  Like Ozzy Man himself, this unique piece is the icing on the cake, it's a cherry on top of something awesome that already exists.  Wield its powers wisely. Cheers! 
Destination F#%ked Cap Destination F#%ked Cap
Destination F#%ked Cap $25.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.
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