BUY SHIT

Flippy one, spinny two, flippy spinny, and... BAAAAAAAAM

OBJECTION COLLECTION - Johnny vs Amber

T-Shirt

$25.00 USD

2 colors available

COMBO DEAL: Spready Mug and Flippy Shirt

Combo Deal

$37.50 USD

2 colors available

Flippy Spinny

T-Shirt

$25.00 USD

2 colors available

HERE'S ME FACE

T-Shirt

$29.50 USD

4 colors available

HERE'S ME FACE

T-Shirt

$27.50 USD

3 colors available

Destination F#%Ked (Departure)

Hoodie

$45.00 USD

2 colors available

Destination F#%Ked (Departure)

T-Shirt

$22.50 USD

5 colors available

Yeah Nah

Hoodie

$45.00 USD

2 colors available

Destination F#%ked Cap

$20.00 USD

2 colors available

Yeah Nah

T-Shirt

From $20.00 USD

5 colors available

Yeah Nah - SUBTLE EDITION

T-Shirt

$18.50 USD

4 colors available

Destination F#%Ked (Departure) - SUBTLE EDITION

T-Shirt

$18.50 USD

4 colors available

Ozzy Man Audio Keychain

$15.00 USD

Destination F#%Ked Definition Tote Bags

$10.00 USD

1 color available

Spready to the Gods

Mug

$15.00 USD

Destination F%#Ked 2020

T-Shirt

$18.50 USD

1 color available

Destination F#%Ked (Arrival)

T-Shirt

$25.00 USD

1 color available

Greatest Magnets in the World

From $4.00 USD

Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder

From $8.50 USD

Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo

$12.50 USD $15.00 USD

Destination F#%Ked 2020 Mouse Pad

$16.00 USD

Destination F#%Ked Departure Mouse Pad

$10.00 USD

Destination F#%Ked (Arrival)

Sweatshirt

$40.00 USD

1 color available

Yeah Nah

Sweatshirt

$40.00 USD

1 color available

Destination F#%Ked (Departure)

Sweatshirt

$40.00 USD

1 color available

Destination F#%Ked 2020 Puzzle

$9.50 USD $15.00 USD

Greatest Badges in the World

From $3.00 USD

Pack of 3 Stickers

$7.50 USD

Welcome to Fight Day! An Ugly Portrait of Ozzy Man

T-Shirt

$16.50 USD

2 colors available

Free returns

Returns within 30 days receive a full refund.

Compostable Packaging (Coming soon)

Use our packaging to feed your garden... Read more

Worldwide shipping

Ship to almost every country, rates available at checkout.

Ethical AF

We're doing our best to make sure the merch isn't evil... Read more

Your shit arrived?

I love to see fans enjoying their new kick-ass merch. So send us through a photo of ya using it!

Submit here

Must-have item

Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain

Ozzy Man Audio Keychain

$15.00 USD Sale • Save

Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket.

Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)! 

Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings: 

Cheer's ya legends!

Subscribe to me email list

Mint Collections

Destination F#%Ked Retro
Yeah Nah
Here's me face
Mixed Bag
Flippy Spinny
Destination F#%Ked 2020
All Products
Top Sellers
Ugly Portraits