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Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! Classic Quotes Drink Coasters!
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters! $19.95
Have a looksy at these absolute ripsnorters!  Impress ya mates when they come around and ya crack out this bespoke box of beverage coasters while ya watch the footy. You get 4 in a set. FREE Destination F’d sticker with every order before June 30, 2023 Limited Edition: 250 sets only.  Cheers! O-Man
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card! Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $10.00
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!
Destination F#%Ked Cap Destination F#%Ked Cap
Destination F#%Ked Cap $20.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder from $12.50
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.  Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend! 
Ozzy Man's Digital Gift Card Ozzy Man's Digital Gift Card
Ozzy Man's Digital Gift... from $10.00
Oi, Here's me digital gift card! It is anchored in USD denominations so might look awkward if it converts to ya local currency, like gettin' a bloody 22.56 gift card in Euros or some shit.  But let's not worry about it. An awkward 22.56 gift card in Switzerland would be hell funny to receive. Everyone's heard of the US Dollar, though-- that's enough. I'll fark off.  Spend up ay.  Cheers 🍻 O-Man
Yeah Nah Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex Yeah Nah Baby Onesie Romper - Unisex
Yeah Nah Baby Onesie... $25.00
Indoctrinate ya child into the Ozzy Man cult with this lovely baby onesie. There's honestly way worse cults ya could get a child involved in. At least we're a nice cult with a healthy, balanced dose of cynicism AND positivity in the community. it's useful when the little one decides to crap their pants in a café, cry on a crowded airplane or burp all over your freshly ironed shirt. Sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months.

Bloke Clothes

Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee - MEN'S Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee - MEN'S
Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee... $37.50
Based on a self-made meme that you all loved when I shared it on The Facebook ay. Limited Edition: Available for 30 days only. $2 from every sale will be donated to The Lost Dogs Home in Melbourne. Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering?  Benevolently,Ozzy Man Regular fitCrew neckMid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - MEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $37.50
This one is a bloody best-seller! It was launched back in 2016 and it's evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan. Get in there and chuck it in ya cart ya legend! Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering? 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - MEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $35.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations.  Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering? 
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - MEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) Hoodie - MEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $57.50
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie! This is one reliable, comfy bastard. Warning: You will need to buy two of these because your spouse will steal one, we all know this to be true, don't act like it isn't.Please check the SIZE CHART. 

Sheila Clothes

Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee - WOMEN'S Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee - WOMEN'S
Ozzy Man's Doppelgänger Tee... $37.50
Based on a self made meme that you all loved when I shared on The Facebook ay. Limited Edition: Available for 30 days only. $2 from every sale will be donated to The Lost Dogs Home in Melbourne. Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering?  Benevolently,Ozzy ManRegular fit Crew neck Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles 100% combed cottonNeck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design) T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)... $37.50
This one is a bloody best-seller!The design was created back in 2016 and it is evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan.  Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 
Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S Keep Being a Legend T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
Keep Being a Legend... $37.50
A ripper of a design from me mate AJ Draws. Friendly, optimistic, supportive. This shirt IS Ozzy Man personified! Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 
YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S YEAH NAH T-Shirt - WOMEN'S
YEAH NAH T-Shirt -... $35.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point. Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations. Oi, have ya definitely checked the size guide and recommender before ordering? 

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