!!! SHIPS IN OCTOBER FROM AUSTRALIA !!! Here’s me box that's becoming less of a mystery as to what will be inside it!  I aim to pack each box differently as I jam pack 'em full of value and goodness, but here's some of the the stuff you may get in yours (you won't get all in one):  - Here's Me Face Beanie- Destination F'd Hat - Destination F'd Tote Bag (censored or uncensored)- Mousepad - Stickers, Badges, Magnets - Signed Photo - Outdoor Mug or Regular Mug- Audio Keychain- Audio Gift Card - Ozzy Man's Fart in a Jar  Oh, and I've got a bunch of shirt stock around with different designs, so please select your usual/most likely size from the menu above and YOU MIGHT have a shirt whacked in the box. It's a MYSTERIOUS LUCKY DIP EXTRAVAGANZA!  THE ONE GUARANTEED PRODUCT in every box will be a card to redeem a personal video shout out from Ozzy Man. These used to be valued at $100-$150 USD on Cameo back when I did Cameo.  Cordially,Ozzy Man (ignore shipping times below, this will ship in October). 

Keep ya head warm and ya beer cold with this mint bundle.  Choose one of the 2 beanie colours available and you'll also get a Destination F'd stubby holder (koozie). And bugger it, we'll throw in a classic DF'd sticker too!  Thanks ya legends!  Ozzy Man

The cosiest and warmest beanie in the world.  It has a classy, elegant tag at the front with the words "Here's Me Face" written on it. This is for the practical purpose of reminding other humans where your face is.  Faces are super important.  Tight knit, mid-weight, 100% acrylic, one size fits all.  Cheers, Ozzy Man

Have a looksy at these absolute ripsnorters!  Impress ya mates when they come around and ya crack out this bespoke box of beverage coasters while ya watch the footy. You get 4 in a set. FREE Destination F’d sticker with every order before June 30, 2023 Limited Edition: 250 sets only.  Cheers! O-Man

We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man

Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!

We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.

These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.  Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend! 

Oi, Here's me digital gift card! It is anchored in USD denominations so might look awkward if it converts to ya local currency, like gettin' a bloody 22.56 gift card in Euros or some shit.  But let's not worry about it. An awkward 22.56 gift card in Switzerland would be hell funny to receive. Everyone's heard of the US Dollar, though-- that's enough. I'll fark off.  Spend up ay.  Cheers 🍻 O-Man

Indoctrinate ya child into the Ozzy Man cult with this lovely baby onesie. There's honestly way worse cults ya could get a child involved in. At least we're a nice cult with a healthy, balanced dose of cynicism AND positivity in the community. it's useful when the little one decides to crap their pants in a café, cry on a crowded airplane or burp all over your freshly ironed shirt. Sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months.