Pack of 3 Stickers [Variety]
Pack of 3 Stickers... $12.50
Everyone loves a bloody sticker! Chuck 'em on a fridge, a laptop, the side of an old derelict bookshelf. Wherever ya like! I'm selling these three different Ozzy Man stickers as a fair dinkum combo deal. Nothin' more to it really.  Cheers and enjoy ya legends!
-25% sale
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
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Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00 $20.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder from $12.50
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.  Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend! 
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card! Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations Card!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $11.50
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a pack of 5 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. If ya buy 10 I'll put a free audio keychain in ya package too!  Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
-30% sale
Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo
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Destination F#%Ked Signed Photo $17.50 $25.00
This is a super duper collectors item right here. Put a note in the "special instructions" if you'd like me to write something other than Destination F#%Ked. Otherwise, I'm gonna write Destination F#%Ked.  It's becoming part of me weekly routine to sit down in 3-4 hour blocks and sign a bunch of these kick arse photos for ya!  We've developed our skills to make sure we can post them with care. Cheers! Ozzy Man 
Greatest Magnets in the World Greatest Magnets in the World
Greatest Magnets in the... from $7.50
Everyone loves a magnet! It's the number one item I buy when I go travelling and I'm a tourist in another country.  Since no one's travelling much in the last year or so ya may as well just buy one of these magnets and act like you've been somewhere. Stick it 'em on your fridge, PC, or wherever it bloody works for ya! Cheers, O-Man
Greatest Badges in the World Greatest Badges in the World
Greatest Badges in the... from $5.50
This piece of merchandise is a must-have for all Ozzy Man fans.  You can attach it to a backpack, a t-shirt, or a freakin' tuxedo if ya want. The options are plentiful, mate.  Like Ozzy Man himself, this unique piece is the icing on the cake, it's a cherry on top of something awesome that already exists.  Wield its powers wisely. Cheers! 
Destination F#%ked Cap Destination F#%ked Cap
Destination F#%ked Cap $25.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.
Destination F#%Ked 2020 Mouse Pad Destination F#%Ked 2020 Mouse Pad
Destination F#%Ked 2020 Mouse... $17.50
Using the internet and surfing the web has become an undeniable big deal over the years. Everyone bloody knows they need to be well equipped when they boot up the computer. A mouse pad is arguably the most-- no, fuck it, IT IS THE MOST important piece of computing equipment in the world.  ENTER the Destination F#%Ked 2020 mouse pad!  275mm x 190mm x 5mm thick. The Destination F#%Ked 2020 design is by a top bloke called Greg. He goes by the name @Drawtism on the social medias. Go follow the legend. 
Spready to the Gods Spready to the Gods
Spready to the Gods $25.00
After many a fair dinkum request, it is time... For the greatest mug in the f#%king universe. Yeah nah yeah ok sorry about that, I got a little carried away there. It is a bloody good mug though, it's probably the best thing you never knew you needed until now. Go on, you know you want to.
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Destination F#%Ked 2020 Puzzle Destination F#%Ked 2020 Puzzle
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Destination F#%Ked 2020 Puzzle $15.00 $20.00
Make a bloody coffee and have a crack at this ripsnorter one-of-a-kind Destination F#%Ked puzzle. It's only 252 pieces so it won't take up all of ya precious time, you'll still be able to live your life normally, but it's a solid challenge and it will get the synapsis firing in ya dusty foggy brain.  The Destination F#%Ked 2020 design is by a top bloke called Greg. He goes by the name @Drawtism on the social medias. Go give him a LIKE after ya buy this. 
Destination F#%Ked Departure Mouse Pad Destination F#%Ked Departure Mouse Pad
Destination F#%Ked Departure Mouse... $17.50
Using the internet and surfing the web has become an undeniable big deal over the years. Everyone bloody knows they need to be well equipped when they boot up the computer. A mouse pad is arguably the most-- no, fuck it, IT IS THE MOST important piece of computing equipment in the world.  ENTER the Destination F#%Ked mouse pad!  275mm x 190mm x 5mm thick.
Destination F#%Ked Definition Tote Bags Destination F#%Ked Definition Tote Bags
Destination F#%Ked Definition Tote... $17.50
It's a bloody premium tote bag, it's a fair dinkum tough unit of a tote bag at that. It can hold approximately twelve mid-strength beers, your groceries or whatever else ya like to carry around, the possibilities are endless. Go on, whack it in ya cart, ya legend.
Here's Me Face Cap Here's Me Face Cap
Here's Me Face Cap $25.00
G'day ya big bloody beautiful bastards... Here's Me Face! It's become a bloody catch phrase at this point and it's handy to let everyone know where your mouth-words are coming from. This cracker of a design comes on a versatile as f#%k, black trucker cap and it will help you in ya war against the sun. Now ya just need the mullet to go with it, for added protection and style.
Ozzy Man's Digital Gift Card Ozzy Man's Digital Gift Card
Ozzy Man's Digital Gift... from $10.00
Oi, Here's me digital gift card! It is anchored in USD denominations so might look awkward if it converts to ya local currency, like gettin' a bloody 22.56 gift card in Euros or some shit.  But let's not worry about it. An awkward 22.56 gift card in Switzerland would be hell funny to receive. Everyone's heard of the US Dollar, though-- that's enough. I'll fark off.  Spend up ay.  Cheers 🍻 O-Man
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