Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!  Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:  Cheer's ya legends!

We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.  Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man

We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap. So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap. I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless. Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.

It's back. 400 ml, almost a pint this one! Here's one for you adventurous legends!  Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.  The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.  Thank you,Ozzy Man

I've got a new design for ya on this classic product. It's the NO BS edition! The print is double-sided on the product ay.  Yeah nah yeah these ripper mugs are 400 ml, almost a pint! It's definitely one for you adventurous legends.  Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.  The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.  Thank you,Ozzy Man