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DF Thongs, Signed Metal...
R 703.00
Let's wrap up 2024 with a bang!
Get ya super trendy Destination F'd thongs (flip flops), a signed metal poster, and a DF door hanger in this mega bundle deal.
Double check the thongs size chart below (Columns: US, Aus, Euro). I do also have some size 15's available. All pairs come with spare red straps in case ya do snap y thongs too hard. Or ya feel like a colour change to sexy red.
If ya order before November 20 it'll hopefully arrive before farken Christmas!
Get in there and cheers for ya support.
Ozzy Man
Destination F'd Thongs! (Flip...
R 527.00
This absolute ripper product has finally arrived in me shop!
If ya snap ya thong- I mean flip flop, don't worry, every pair comes with a sexy red backup strap. The boomerang design on the bottom is pretty unique and tough ay.
Please triple check the size chart below! There's a few size 15 available as well.
Snap 'em up while I've got bloody stock!
There's a separate listing on me website for the bundle deal with the signed photo and DF door banger. Go back to the home page to find that listing.
There is a broader catalogue over on the official Boomerangz website btw. Go check out the full range including Yeah Nah designs HERE.
Cheers ya legends!
Probs won't arrive before Xmas outside of Australia if ordering in late November.
O-Man
DF Door Hangers! Limited...
R 220.00
DO NOT DISTURB! Destination F#%Ked Edition.
This product is perfect for share house environments, new romances, or cranky teenager bedrooms.
Double-sided. 23cm. Sturdy MDF.
Absolute fair dinkum ripper.
Cheers!
Ozzy Man
Destination F Stainless Steel...
R 501.00
It's back. 400 ml, almost a pint this one!
Here's one for you adventurous legends!
Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.
The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.
Thank you,Ozzy Man
NO Bullsh*t Stainless Steel...
R 501.00
I've got a new design for ya on this classic product. It's the NO BS edition! The print is double-sided on the product ay.
Yeah nah yeah these ripper mugs are 400 ml, almost a pint!
It's definitely one for you adventurous legends.
Enjoy a tasty hot caffeinated beverage in this bloody sweet outdoor mug.
The handle is made out of a carabiner clip in case ya need to suddenly go rock climbing and are too scared to free solo.
Thank you,Ozzy Man
Here's Me Face BEANIE
R 518.00
The cosiest and warmest beanie in the world.
It has a classy, elegant tag at the front with the words "Here's Me Face" written on it. This is for the practical purpose of reminding other humans where your face is.
Faces are super important.
Tight knit, mid-weight, 100% acrylic, one size fits all.
Cheers,
Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain
R 150.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket.
Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)!
Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings:
Cheer's ya legends!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations...
from R 80.00
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created.
It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate.
Available to buy on its own or in a packs of 5 and 10 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends.
Go on, get it in ya cart!
Cheers,
Ozzy Man
Classic Quotes Drink Coasters!
R 351.00
Have a looksy at these absolute ripsnorters!
Impress ya mates when they come around and ya crack out this bespoke box of beverage coasters while ya watch the footy.
You get 4 in a set.
Limited Edition: 250 sets only.
Cheers!
O-Man
Destination F#%Ked Cap
R 325.00
We have an old summertime proverb here in Australia: Slip-slop-slap.
So, slip on ya Yeah Nah tee shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on this fair dinkum sunny day necessity: the Destination F#%ked cap.
I reckon it's not just for the summer either; you can wear it in the winter, bloody inside, outside, forwards, backwards. The possibilities are endless.
Go on, chuck it in ya cart, legend.
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder
from R 220.00
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome.
The stubby holders are available in two designs:
The Departure version with the plane.
The Arrival version with the bike and shark.
Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design.
Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend!
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All fair dinkum clothes
Destination F'd Speedboat T-Shirt
R 615.00
This shirt is based on one of the internets greatest memes and one of Ozzy Man's most popular commentary videos (Speedboat Crash).
The artwork is by Cally. You can see his work over on bloody X: https://twitter.com/CallyUA
Cheers ya legends!
Ozzy Man
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
Destination F#%Ked (Departure Design)...
R 615.00
4XL and 5XL available in a separate listing.
This one is a bloody best-seller! It was launched back in 2016 and it's evergreen to be honest with ya. I love it to death.An absolute MUST HAVE for an Ozzy Man fan. Get in there and chuck it in ya cart ya legend!
Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering?
AS Colour Men's Staple Brand, Sheilas may dig it too though.
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Sewn in label.: Runs true to size
DF Hoodie Unisex
from R 878.00
It's Destination F'd Departure Design on hoodies again! Enjoy ya legends. Please read the size chart carefully below.
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie..: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. .: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together..: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact..: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Destination F'd Subtle Pocket...
R 659.00
Here's the classic Destination F#%Ked Departure design, but its much more subtle for the subtle w@nkers out there.
4XL and 5Xl available in a separate listing.
Cheers!
Ozzy Man
This comfy and casual t-shirt makes the ultimate go-to t-shirt. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, it’s made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Sewn in label.: Runs true to size
YEAH NAH T-Shirt
R 615.00
Yeah Nah. This shirt is all about getting to the farkin' point.
4XL and 5XL available in a separate listing.
Wearing this bewdy lets your fellow humans of Earth know that you’re not interested in long-winded conversations.
Oi, have ya definitely checked the size chart and recommender before ordering?
AS Colour Men's Staple Brand, Sheilas may dig it too though.
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Sewn in label.: Runs true to size
Yeah Nah Hoodie Unisex
from R 878.00
The Yeah Nah Hoodie is the most perfect hoodie for winter anywhere in the farken world. Plz see the size chart below. Cheers!
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie..: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. .: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together..: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact..: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Yeah Nah Subtle Pocket...
R 659.00
Yeah nah nah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah. It's the subtle edition Yeah Nah shirt back in action ay.
4XL and 5XL available in a separate listing.
Cheers!
Ozzy Man
This comfy and casual t-shirt makes the ultimate go-to t-shirt. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, it’s made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Sewn in label.: Runs true to size
Yeah Nah Tie-Dye Tee,...
R 878.00
Tie-Dye Yeah Nah... Why the fark not? Please see size info below. Cheers!
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M
L
XL
2XL
Width, in
17.99
20.00
21.97
23.98
25.98
Length, in
28.50
29.49
30.51
31.50
32.52
Sleeve length, in
7.24
7.76
8.23
8.74
9.25
The 60s are making a comeback and the tie-dye personalized t-shirt is taking the charge. Featuring a classic spiral pattern and 100% pre-shrunk cotton construction, this tee is as groovy as it is soft to the touch. The shoulder-to-shoulder taping enhances the garment’s durability while the double-needle stitched neckline and bottom hem add an extra layer of resilience.
.: 100% Preshrunk cotton.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)).: Classic Fit.: Runs true to size.: Slight color variations may occur due to the dyeing process