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Ozzy Man Voice Pack... $15.00 $25.00
The day has come! You legends can now purchase a 2 in 1 combo mega voice pack. Just 15 bloody dollarydoos for the classic 6 button audio keyring AND audio gift card. I'll let the videos for each product in the media gallery below speak for themselves.
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)! Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings: Cheer's ya legends!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $10.00
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate. Available to buy on its own or in a pack of 5 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. If ya buy 10 I'll put a free audio keychain in ya package too! Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man
Destination F#%Ked Baby Onesie... $25.00
Indoctrinate ya child into the Ozzy Man cult with this lovely baby onesie. There's honestly way worse cults ya could get a child involved in. At least we're a nice cult with a healthy, balanced dose of cynicism AND positivity in the community. it's useful when the little one decides to crap their pants in a café, cry on a crowded airplane or burp all over your freshly ironed shirt. Sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months.