Here's Me Face Cap
Pack of 3 Stickers... $12.50
Everyone loves a bloody sticker! Chuck 'em on a fridge, a laptop, the side of an old derelict bookshelf. Wherever ya like! I'm selling these three different Ozzy Man stickers as a fair dinkum combo deal. Nothin' more to it really. Cheers and enjoy ya legends!
Ozzy Man Audio Keychain $15.00 $20.00
Here's me voice! For the nominal price above, you can finally own a piece of me soul AKA some fair dinkum voice recordings in ya pocket. Keep me with ya in the lounge, take me to parties, weddings, and even funerals (read the room, though, read the room. Or maybe don't take me to a funeral at all)! Here's a video that shows all 6 buttons in use and the various recordings: Cheer's ya legends!
Destination F#%Ked Stubby Holder from $12.50
These stubby holders are guaranteed to hold ya beer with total firmness. They're fair dinkum bloody awesome. The stubby holders are available in two designs: The Departure version with the plane. The Arrival version with the bike and shark. Make sure to use the style buttons to choose your favourite design. Cheers for ya support and keep being a legend!
Ozzy Man's Audio Congratulations... from $11.50
We have captured and distilled the purest form of Ozzy Man's voice and produced the most powerful greeting card ever created. It covers most bloody events you can think of; graduations, work, injuries, marriage, breeding. This is the last and only card you will ever need. It has hi-tech flashing lights inside it as well, mate. Available to buy on its own or in a pack of 5 if ya wanna give it to multiple legends. If ya buy 10 I'll put a free audio keychain in ya package too! Go on, get it in ya cart! Cheers, Ozzy Man