Destination F#%Ked Departure Mouse Pad
Using the internet and surfing the web has become an undeniable big deal over the years. Everyone bloody knows they need to be well equipped when they boot up the computer. A mouse pad is arguably the most-- no, fuck it, IT IS THE MOST important piece of computing equipment in the world.
ENTER the Destination F#%Ked mouse pad!
What more do I need to fucken say? I reckon you're sold on it. Go on, add it to ya cart. Chuck it in. Proceed to checkout ya wanker. Cheers!